Embarrassment

Oh all the embarrassing things I could talk about... The list dwindles considerably when I want to stay alive after telling said story's  and dies completely when it comes to interesting topics so me story telling just went

kkkeeeeeeerrrrrrrrsssssppppppllllllllllaaaaaaaaaatt! (big smoke cloud)

 My personal story's are out too. Most involve girls and one, the other, or both of us would die of various causes. the most prominent cause of death would be embarrassment but there are also knife wounds thrown in there with arsenic and blowtorches.

Here's a mildly embarrassing kinda pain free story...

The first time I heard the phrase "that's what she said" I thought that it was a reference to the Shea - a mythical race of small fairy like creatures just not the cute and cuddly ones we think of. They liked casting spell on people and killing them. So I hear the phrase "that's what she said" and I think i'm gonna get a spell on me and die in the next 24 hours or so. So I ask the guy if he knew how to counter the spell and he gave me one of the strangest looks I have ever had. Considering my life that says quite a lot. I forgot the kids name a long time ago... He had said it in response to a conversation I was having with a friend of mine and said friend had to explain much to his embarrassment. The kid that had so rudely interjected then laughed at my face making me embarrassed and jaunted away with a hastily drawn smiley face on his back due to a sticky note that I had not placed there while he was conversing with his friends  about what an idiot the kid behind him was. Yeah they were such good friends that they didn't say anything about it as he walked away. It was his turn to be embarrassed when the teacher of our next class commented on what a lovely smiley he had attached to his back... I later found out that his so called friends were not embarrassed that they hadn't told him.

There is my embarrassing story with the word embarrassing used in it quite a lot.